Bambino.

Bun in the oven joining us in August.

It's going to be one hot, pregnant summer.

We can't wait.

xo

Cat Eyes.

Love that they're back.

I'll take some shades too, please.

MEOW.

So Very Gatsby.

DiCaprio + Mulligan?

Zoinks.

Not sure I can take the wait.

Happy Birthday to SIRI.

Remember when we were 16 and awkward of course we still are awkward but I thought you were way too cool to ever want to be my friend and then it happened we were friends and we started realizing we were both equally weird and spent time videotaping skits in your basement and dressing up in your mom's clothes using ping pong balls to stuff our bras and laughing so hard we would pee our pants more than once with our spice girls and eating brueggers every day two bagels please and remember sadies and muffy and getting mad at tallboys because they recorded our conversations and we went to New York once then twice we spoke pretend languages and saw rent and sang rent and loved rent and the next time I got stung in the face by a bee and we sat by a woman that said...splash! but let's go back a bit then was mexico to see clear water and our moms became best friends and we had Nana B now Neenah and Papa Q and we listened to this a lot you went to college and when I came to visit there was a boy that cut the cheese in the hallway and he also came from a town called not swiss but another one and we took shots of cheap vodka before a football game at 9 am then you interned in LA and saved me from the girl band for awhile we played for a summer you graduated and we became ufb at a crow ridden apartment where we all cried I want to go back hooommee because we got ripped off and michael drove a bmw and had braces and we decided to share a bed for a year because who doesn't do that we had to save 50 dollars there was also frasier and a lot of fruit plates and we decided you are charlotte then was barham and christmas parties and birthday parties and we started cooking and then a cabin in the woods of the valley and a girl named jane who stared at walls and while we were there guess what we both fell in love these are just a few things and look now you're a mom with a family by the beach and you are the best writer and cook and you still make me laugh until I pee my pants and I'm pretty sure you make other people do that too many people you are more beautiful than ever and have the sweetest life being 30 is good isn't it happy birthday to you my dear friend I hope in ten more there is even more to write (run-0n) about I love you....

xo

K